childe: why not bitch?
> my bad i'll see the menu
childe: excellent here it is!
> thank you
you look over the menu
GOLDEN CRAB
heta ~ 19
she/her indian lesb
aries sun leo moon
ADEPTUS' TEMPTATION
likes genshin impact, mob psycho 100, horimiya, haikyuu, evangelion, jujutsu kaisen + anilist
ALMOND TOFU
kins (for fun)
oikawa tooru, hori kyouko, asuka langley soryu
STIR-FRIED FILET
ccs reigen arataka, inarizaki, gojo satoru, childe, xiao, mona, fischl, hu tao, ichinose guren
xiao: hi my name is xiao and i'll be taking your order today. have you decided what you want?
> h-hi i'll have the golden crab
KPOP
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kpop stan accs please do not follow :)
zhongli: excuse me i've been waiting for my order for forty five minutes now. i will have order.
you look at your waiter concernedly but he does not seem to care.
xiao: um. ok. anyways your golden crab should be ready in about ten minutes.
> thank you lovely waiter!
xiao: hello thank you for being patient. here is your microwaved jueyun chili.
you recall ordering a golden crab.
> excuse me? i actually ordered a golden crab i think there has been a mistake.
> you gave me the wrong order. this restaurant fucking sucks and that old man never even got his food either.
xiao: oh my apologies. i'll bring the correct dish over right away.
he brings the golden crab.
> thank you so much you're the best waiter ever i love you!!!!
BYF
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childe: hello! are you ready to pay?
> yes!
> can i say some parting words to my waiter?
xiao: i will be here when you call.
> you are so wonderful and sweet i love you xiao <333
childe: thanks for eating at my restaurant today! for being so polite to our staff you have won the chance to take a picture with one of our staff!
keqing: you know you really ought to speak your mind sometimes. it doesn't matter if that harbinger is running things around here. i can't say i approve of his ways.
> i love you keqing.
childe: looks like we meet again comrade! make sure you stay healthy till your next return.
> i love you childe.
xiao: i appreciate your patronage. but don't think about getting close. all that awaits you is regret.
> i love you xiao.
mona: your arrival was perfectly timely and i am sure there will be more to come ... what's that? yes i'm sure of it. my intuition is never wrong.
> i love you mona.
fischl: hmph! what is food but the shackles of mortal flesh? ...but if the prinzessin der verurteilung should reckon any morsel worthy, then it must be the tears of sinners and the tongues of liars.
> i love you fischl.
???: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO OUR STAFF LIKE THAT
this mysterious entity kills you
> try again